I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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