There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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