All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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