he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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