It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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