I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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