Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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