the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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