I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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