"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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