There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
