Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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