At least make sure they are 18
Why
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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