So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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