I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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