its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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