ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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