Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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