You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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