i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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