My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Do vagina's smell?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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