I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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