I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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