Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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