The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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