so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4