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(330): View more from Ohio

We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.

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(516): View more from New York

The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it

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(301): View more from Maryland

I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner

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(613): View more from Ontario

I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.

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(631): View more from New York

Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"

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(209): View more from California

I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.

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