You surviving the open bar?
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people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID