So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.