Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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