i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.