Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Randomize
