Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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