okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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