I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA