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  I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting

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• (207): View more from Maine

  there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted

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  HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA

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