Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Odds of those being real?

(614): View more from Ohio

One in who gives a fuck

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(804): View more from Virginia

I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

seriously i just wanna be friends

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pass

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(540): View more from Virginia

Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go

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(609): View more from New Jersey

At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.

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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.

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