I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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