I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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