We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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