whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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