you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Randomize
