EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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