Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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