I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
