the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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