Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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