it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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