i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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