if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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