idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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