He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
