'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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