she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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