NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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