Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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