either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Reggie can tackle my bush.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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