Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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