Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart